Tag: humor
member name: Jake S.
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May 31, 2006 04:29 PM EDT --
It's tempting to write about Gather's more popular issues of the day, such as petty ratings trolls, and/or the site's continuing inability to operate at speeds approaching even 1990 AOL dial-up . . .
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June 17, 2006 11:51 PM EDT --
So we go to this pseudo chic-chic (sp?) shoe store to get my wife some sandals for this trip we're going on (by the way, how do you spell "she-she" anyway?). I say "pseudo" . . .
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June 25, 2006 04:11 PM EDT --
I did one of these articles last week on the Porn/Models/MySpace debate and people seemed to like it so here's another one.
This article provides a temporal roadmap to the Dr. Oza phenomenon that . . .
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June 12, 2006 02:27 PM EDT --
I have created a new and exciting twist on the ever popular, and frequently very Gather Points (tm) rich, List of Things on Gather.
The best thing about this new approach is that I'm not even going . . .
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April 04, 2006 02:46 AM EDT --
He was a freak. Even in my state of perpetual drunkenness I knew that.
And if it wasn't for that stupid lawnmower, none of us would have paid him a second glance.
But he did have the lawnmower, . . .
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April 25, 2006 06:26 PM EDT --
I only need 12 more comments to pass Edward Nudelman on the home page and move into number 2 for most comments received today.
Think how pissed he'll be.
I realize this is completely retarded but . . .
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March 23, 2006 05:05 PM EST --
Wanna spice up your next ride up to the 52nd Floor?
1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. Grimace painfully while smacking . . .
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April 06, 2006 03:35 PM EDT --
Sorry, I'm just really juvenile sometimes, in a Bart Simpson kind of way. Here's the article -- but the punchline's already over in case you missed it.
New red and blue rings found . . .
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June 19, 2006 02:51 PM EDT --
This article was inspired by Joshua Unseth (who is struggling to learn the art of comment hijacking).
Here goes:
Porn should be allowed on Gather because I'm all for freedom of speech. But I'm . . .
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March 22, 2006 04:26 PM EST --
Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club
From Associated Press
March 21, 2006 10:01 PM EST
TULSA, Okla. - A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered . . .
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April 24, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
I think I am addicted to Gather.
Even though I get rafts of annoying emails telling me what I should write about in what group, I keep reading.
Even though I find that articles relating to potential . . .
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March 30, 2006 06:13 PM EST --
"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, . . .
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May 18, 2006 02:36 PM EDT --
While other parts of the country have been unable to avoid a recent spate of airborne infections, Los Angeles has remained immune.
L.A.s immunity has developed for two related reasons. First, . . .
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April 24, 2006 04:45 PM EDT --
I know immigration/deportation has been a hot topic lately.
Danish supermodel faces deportation
From United Press International
April 24, 2006 1:06 PM EDT
MIAMI, Apr 24, 2006 (UPI via COMTEX) -- . . .
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March 28, 2006 01:17 PM EST --
1. Two men tried to pull the front off a cash
machine by running a chain from the machine to the
bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the
front panel off the machine, though, they pulled . . .
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April 07, 2006 12:36 PM EDT --
I hurried my pace to squeeze through the elevator doors behind her. As always, she punched 23, I eighteen.
Should I? Would I? Yes. This was the time.
Chickened out last week.
Softly, . . .
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